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• Probably because I’m in Confident Cats Leave Paw Heart 2021 Shirt between sizes and they’re too small. Not even gonna lie, I learned this shirt technique from women taking their shirts off in porn videos. This is the superior technique. Well, apart from the shirt is inside out when you’re done. I also sit down to pee because I’m not some filthy fucking peasant that doesn’t care about pee getting everywhere. I pee sitting I love when my balls dip in the water like a bag of tea in a hot cup of water on a Confident Cats Leave Paw Heart 2021 Shirt cold winter day. I take my shirt off like this cuz I have long hair and I always end up pulling hair out unless I do it this way. I had a girlfriend tell me that she believed all men stood to pee every time and only sat for #2. The toilet is LITERALLY A SEAT. Meant for sitting. Nicknamed “The (porcelain) Throne”.
• Sit sometimes to avoid dealing with the Confident Cats Leave Paw Heart 2021 Shirt piss stream splitting in half and hitting opposing sides of the seat instead of landing in the bowl. Especially in pajamas with a button flap, to keep thighs warm. I sit every time (unless in public bc ew fuck that) and I don’t see why we even invented standing up in the first place. Sitting down is just easier. How does this take up enough brain capacity to make someone care about such things, and gatekeep them? What‘s next, you‘re Confident Cats Leave Paw Heart 2021 Shirt not an ALPHA MALE if you breathe in while facing north? Or put your trash can out on Tuesdays? I’m almost 40, sometimes sitting down to pee is better than taking the time to aim and read something interesting on my phone. If that’s what makes me gay, fuck it.

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• Typically dudes who take their Confident Cats Leave Paw Heart 2021 Shirt shirts off like this have abs while dudes who make fun of Positive Tom Brady Florida 2021 Shirt them have giant guts. Just saying. I’m as manly as they come. Also, I take my shirt off that way, and I sit when I pee. It’s just kind of nice to take a break when using the john and I’m not going to do the “confused toddler stuck in their shirt” shirt removal method. If I’m in the house, I sit down to piss all the time… It much easier than missing or side spray, and that Confident Cats Leave Paw Heart 2021 Shirt meaning I need to clean up. Plus, who doesn’t wanna sit down? I pee sitting down because there’s no mess, I don’t have to bother with raising/lowering the seat, and I can use my phone. If you take it off this way, it’s already inside out for the washer. The most efficient way is gender-neutral, idgaf. Every dude I know does this and it always makes me wonder why their shoulders aren’t screwed.
• As a guy, I sit down to Confident Cats Leave Paw Heart 2021 Shirt pee when I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. That way I don’t have to turn on the light, and I don’t pee everywhere and my eyes stay adjusted to the darkness. I’ve never understood the “guys only pee standing up” mentality. Sometimes I pee standing up Confident Cats Leave Paw Heart 2021 Shirt, sometimes I pee sitting down. Sometimes I try and pee over my head into the toilet. What’s the big deal?! Sometimes it turns out you gotta poop too and you can’t sit while midstream. Sitting down each time is just insurance. This is how I take off my shirt, yes I sit down to pee sometimes, and no I don’t have abs. What of it? Are you gonna tell me I can’t, coward? I’m a girl and I never take my shirt like that. Honestly, it’s a pain cause of wearing a bra, so going through the sleeve is far superior.

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